Otomedius Gorgeous DLC adds a couple new additions to it's roster of questionable choices in combat pilots..

Before I could even finish accusing Kotaku of being the most "Fan Service Friendly" enthusiast site on the web than they go and post up some anime boobs in an effort to peel some traffic away from the constant GDC updates on other sites.

Naturally, the discussion is boob focused. In this case the game Kotaku has dubbed a "Boob-Shooter", Konami's Japanese (for now) XBLA game Otomedius Gorgeous. I blogged about this game back in october when it was released, but now it appears that there is some DLC coming out which will be adding two new characters.

The original post was pretty popular, so I see no reason not to post up screen shots of these new characters in an effort to continue driving traffic to my site from the middle east, which according to Site Meter is has a lot of Anime Fans. Anyway, where ever you're from, enjoy:

Akiba-blog makes me laugh. Usually it makes me shudder, but then it makes me laugh.

For those of you who are not quite as unabashedly nerdy as myself, you may not be familiar with Japan's Akihabara, but basically it's this section of Tokyo that has long been storied among video game nerds as the greatest place in the world. I've read countless blog posts and features on nerd sites detailing the amazing and often times astounding retro gaming items that can be found here.

Based on what I heard on various podcasts after this years TGS, it sounds like Akihabara might be on the decline. Gone are a lot of the sweet mom and pop game shops replaced by Maid Cafes and Mega Electronics chain stores.

Still, if I ever had a chance to go to Tokyo, this would be a place that I would have to go check out. Towards those ends I have had the NSFW Akiba-Blog in my RSS feed. Akiba-blog is basically an "interesting news of the day" blog for the goings on around the neighborhood. I was hoping that it would help inure me to the ins and outs of the culture of Akihabara. I was hoping that it would give me a little insight so that when I did visit I wouldn't be totally lost.

But instead I have found that Akiba-blog is basically 10% interesting tidbits and anthropology and 90% reviews of Adult Anime and inside tips on where to score pornographic Manga.

The upside of this is the hilariously terse text that accompany NSFW images such as this. Here's a good example:

Manga of Girls' Internal Organs": Probably, Selling More than Expected
by AkibaBlog

An adult comic " Eroguro " by faith is a groce manga: scenes of crushing the head, internal organs coming out, arms and legs are cut off, being eaten after coming, dumping internal organs, etc appear in each story. As I reported, at a store in Akiba, a warning POP for its sample, "This Book is for Advanced People. Even to Turn the Pages of Its Sample, Be Careful" was out. On the 3rd, the whole 90 books that were out at a store were completely gone.

This stuff isn't really engrish. It's just more like the most emotionless translation possible. Most of this stuff is chilling. It's like...what the fuck is going on here. What am I missing. And then I just shake my head and laugh. But it does break up the monotony of the day a little when I see lines like "Yosuga no Sora: The Power of Small Boobs & Wearing Only a Shirt" scroll across your RSS feed reader.

Anyway, browse if you dare.

Stealing Kotaku's "If tit jiggles it leads" boob post strategy.

OK. OK. I get it. You wanna get hits and clicks, you gotta post up pics of of boobs. Watching my feedburner stats has become an obsession for me that I can only compare to watching items your selling on ebay. You just can't help but go back and look all day at how your site is doing.

And without fail there are two or three posts that get at least 20 hits a day thanks to guys searching for "boobs", "ivy boobs", or "anime cow girl sex". I used to be kind of surprised when Kotaku puts the word boobs or breast in every third post. I get it now. they gotta get the clicks just like anyone else. Right now my google ads pull in about sixty cents a month. But if I had Kotaku's numbers, I'm sure it'd be a little healthier.

So anyway, I couldn't resist when the posted a recent article on what they dub Konami's "Boob Shoot Em Up". I figured, hey...might as well make another 10 cents off of horny guys in germany googling for anime cat boobs.

So here you go, I used google translate to dig around the official site and pull you up some top heavy anime girls...soon enough I'll make enough ad revenue to buy myself a nice new hot cup of coffee at the star bucks!








Of course I've gotta have something in there for the ladies so here's a hunky androgynous anime dude from the game as well: